We are back from Bulgaria with tales of high adventure but lets start with a few facts about Borovets and this years Bulgarian Boarding Adventure

First, Borovets town is a tiny place however there is a couple of Titty Bars on every street often more allot more and these are anything goes hardcore style Titty Bars, Awesome! (not that I would ever venture into one being so clean & pure.:) There is even a peep show tent, as if you have a peep show tent up a mountain the word for the day is Nippy. Bulgarians are a wacky bunch.

Second, they are really down with the Nazis every shop there seems to sell some form of Nazi objed'art from the war. Nazi watches, Nazi cameras, Nazi Magnifying glasses and last but not least some Nazi Bayonets and Knives which could have stuck some of our brave lads. as if.

I did Acquire a Soviet Officers Cap don't ask why because i don't know looks cool though.



We also came across a Bronze bust of Lenin now that is an ornament one of those good fireplace conversation starters "ahh i see you admiring my bust of Vladimir Illych Ulyanov, did i ever tell you about my time on Titty Bar mountain" who wouldn't want one.

Third, As well as loving Titty Bars and Nazi Memorabilia the Food there seems to be mostly face and ear sandwiches and incredibly suspicious cheese's its not good when you get a piece of meat and you notice it has a tattoo on it saying Mum. What's all that about? if it wasn't for Katy's Wine and Steak Pub I would have starved well maybe not but face and ear banjos taste like you would imagine just like kanka.

The holiday was nearly called Golden Shower Mountain because of a certain incident but we don't need to go into that (unless someone other than me is down with the funky shit).